I love tumblr so much because it’s like “Here’s a serious essay on gentrification now cleanse your palate with this shirtless man.”

(via jeffblimissylar)

"Shyness isn’t for females only. When some men are shy, their manhood grows, and their good manners show more, and women are even crazier about them."
- Maram al-Zaabi (via nizariat)



don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

I was prepared to be so angry, and then this just got awesome.

(via 1o17)